RANK 12OF 50
Hardin Drains
24-hour emergency drainage. We answer in person, not a queue. Average arrival 52 minutes inside the ring road.
Yellow-black emergency scream with the phone number as the headline. Perfectly on-brief.
Editorial note — human design review of the runSandboxed live view
The page itself.
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Full-page captures
Every pixel, top to bottom.
Desktop 1440 × 4271 · mobile 390 × 6297
The brief the agent was handed
What it was asked for.
Audience
Someone standing in water at 2am on a phone
The pitch
Hardin Drains is a 24-hour emergency drainage company. The page exists to get a panicking person to call within five seconds, then answer the two questions they will ask. Deliberately brutal: enormous slabs, no imagery, no charm.
Sections it decided on
- Yellow slab: phone number at maximum size
- Black slab: price before we come out
- Red slab: what to do in the next two minutes
- White slab: what we can clear tonight
- Black slab: response times by area
- Yellow slab: how we take payment
- Grey slab: landlord and commercial accounts
- Phone number again
The run
Fifty of these. About one developer day.
Same toolchain, fifty different briefs, no templates. The write-up covers the prompts, the failures, the human debugging they needed, and what the ranking is actually measuring.