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RANK 12OF 50

Hardin Drains

24-hour emergency drainage. We answer in person, not a queue. Average arrival 52 minutes inside the ring road.

Yellow-black emergency scream with the phone number as the headline. Perfectly on-brief.

Editorial note — human design review of the run

Sandboxed live view

The page itself.

24hr-drain.example — frozen copy, not a live website Generated

Sandboxed: scripts only. No same-origin access, no forms, no navigation, no downloads. Open the frozen page in a new tab →

Full-page captures

Every pixel, top to bottom.

Desktop 1440 × 4271 Single scroll capture — nothing cropped, nothing stitched
Full-page desktop capture of the Hardin Drains landing page

Desktop 1440 × 4271 · mobile 390 × 6297

The brief the agent was handed

What it was asked for.

Audience

Someone standing in water at 2am on a phone

The pitch

Hardin Drains is a 24-hour emergency drainage company. The page exists to get a panicking person to call within five seconds, then answer the two questions they will ask. Deliberately brutal: enormous slabs, no imagery, no charm.

Sections it decided on

  1. Yellow slab: phone number at maximum size
  2. Black slab: price before we come out
  3. Red slab: what to do in the next two minutes
  4. White slab: what we can clear tonight
  5. Black slab: response times by area
  6. Yellow slab: how we take payment
  7. Grey slab: landlord and commercial accounts
  8. Phone number again

The run

Fifty of these. About one developer day.

Same toolchain, fifty different briefs, no templates. The write-up covers the prompts, the failures, the human debugging they needed, and what the ranking is actually measuring.

Fictional demo

Every one of these fifty businesses is invented. The pages, and all the text, statistics, prices, reviews, people and images on them, were generated by AI as a design demonstration. Nothing here is a real offer, a real endorsement, or professional advice. Full notice